darling-corey:

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

i want to ride it around

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

what…the fuck is that.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Dude, what the fuck is that.

fjdks;falkj WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

…what sits on the itty bitty chair???????

(Source: thelolgifs)

oh my god fun story time.

My best friend’s grandmother got a paper cut on her tongue whilst licking evelopes at her work back in like, the 80s. Well it got infected so she goes to the doctor. It’s swelling. The doctor says in whatever medical terminology that it has to be drained. They go to train the infected area and you know what comes out: cockroach eggs.

I am not even shitting you I’ve seen the medical report.

Moral of the story: never lick envelopes.